This is hands down the WORST baby shower cake ever!

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A bloody baby doll head bursting from a vagina cake is disgusting enough, but it’s the cake’s bottom that truly puts it over the top.

This is by far the worst baby shower cake we’ve ever seen.

(Warning: This cake is capital-G gross, so scroll down at your own risk.)

As if the bloody baby doll head emerging from a fondant vagina detailed with chocolate sprinkle pubic hair (disturbing side note: Why are the baby’s eyes WIDE OPEN?), isn’t jarring enough, look to the base of the “cake” for an extremely not-sweet surprise.


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One of the best and most disgusting cakes I’ve seen ever #BabyShowerCake this baker has skills lol

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This cake is equal parts disgusting and #truelife: Sometimes all that pushing means things other than a baby get expelled from the body, but is a baby shower—or a cake platter, for that matter—really the place for such a graphic reminder? Props to the baker who made those realistic turds, but they could be made from the most delicious chocolate and they still wouldn’t come anywhere near our mouths. We’re gonna have to pass on dessert this time.

Hopefully, the mom-to-be was in on the joke, because this is one surprise we wouldn’t wish on anyone.

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